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Sunday, November 25, 2018

Thanksgiving Misgivings

Tis the season of Thanksgiving.  Feeling thankful this Thanksgiving was a real stretch for me.  Many things going on out of my control – caused me to head into the holiday feeling dismal and out of sorts. 

     Because my sons came home for my mother in law’s funeral last week they did not return for the holiday.  Thus, I did not have either of my son’s around my thanksgiving table for the first time in 28 years.  Channeling my inner Eeyore and feeling full of woe – I decided to make the best of it anyway.

     I had three goals for the weekend:
  1.  Put up the Christmas Tree with my daughter 
  2.  Go see the Nutcracker Ballet with my daughter
  3.  Buy myself a new office chair (desperate need).

     I grocery shopped on Tuesday, buying what was needed for my contribution for Thanksgiving at my sister-in-law’s home and for the lunch I was going to serve to out of town friends on Friday.  I decided a taco salad bar would be the perfect lunch to serve our friends after a day of filling ourselves with carbs.  So, I bought a nice-looking package of Romaine lettuce and meandered over to the meat aisle.  Wow, a lot of the ground beef was marked down, and I felt quite thrifty putting a 4 lb. package in my cart with a bright orange 20% off sticker pasted to the front.  As I walked the aisles, I thought about all the many wonderful and economical dishes I would make with that $10.00 package of burger.

     Later, bored with my husband’s choice of t.v. programming, I decided to peruse Facebook.  Post after post talked about the recent Romaine lettuce recall.  What?  Well, so much for the Taco Salad idea.  With a busy day ahead and refusing to make another trip to the store I surveyed the pantry noting I had all the ingredients for stuffed pepper soup.  Soup it shall be for my Friday guests.

    I successfully stuffed myself on Thanksgiving and enjoyed being with extended family.  Friday dawned. With my daughter gone to work early in the morning, I was determined to get much accomplished.  I made a list and quickly began to check off the items. Time ticked quickly, and I soon realized I needed to get that pot of soup going for my lunch time guests.  Getting the veggies out of the fridge I noted the package of potentially tainted Romaine and threw it into the trashcan.  I diced the veggies for the soup and reached back in the fridge for my burger.  I’d fry up a pound for lunch, divide the rest and put it in the freezer.  So, many wonderful “would be” meals ahead, I mused to myself.  Turned out, “would be,” were the magic tragic words here.  The burger was completely brown. Hubby did the smell test and turned up his nose in disgust.  I pitched it in the trash, on top of the Romaine lettuce, deciding that the next time I grocery shop, I’ll just go ahead and throw fifteen bucks in the trash can and save myself the hassle of bringing home rancid and poison food. 

     Time was of the essence and I was still in my jammies.  I rushed to the bathroom to get changed, so I could run to the local butcher for a pound of ground round.  I tugged at the plastic piece on top of my newly purchased deodorant stick, but my arthritic thumbs couldn’t grasp it well and without thinking I instinctively put the piece in my mouth to loosen it.  There is a reason your mother tells you not to use your teeth as a tool.  I heard a crack – it was not the plastic piece – it was my tooth. Front Tooth.  I said a word I’m not proud of, but it seemed fitting since I had just done something, I wasn’t very proud of. After a call to the dentist, only to find they aren’t in until Tuesday, Hubs assured me it really didn’t look that bad.  He’s a nice guy. Usually, he’s honest.  But his real gifts lie in timing and having a good grip on the situation at hand.  And here he mastered it.   Now, with only about 45 minutes before guests were to arrive, I head to the local butcher.  Small towns are great – but when you need something fresh and fast – it’s not always feasible.  This was the case on this day.  No fresh ground beef, except one 5 lb. package.  “We have lots of frozen hamburger” the butcher said.  I thanked him, without smiling, because of the whole snaggle tooth situation. And well, because a bad word had slipped earlier – and at this stage of the game there were no guarantees. Thank goodness for microwaves, defrost settings and gracious friends.

     Three things learned on this day:
1.        Clearance aisles are for last seasons shirts and ugly
           bathroom rugs – not ground round
2.       Salads are bad for you
3.       A chipped front tooth is a curse and a blessing. I said a bad 
          word / I didn’t say a bad word.

     When my daughter got home from work, we were discussing the fact that she’d taken on a babysitting job for the next night and wouldn’t be able to go to the Nutcracker ballet after all. I noticed she was really staring at my mouth as we spoke.  I said, “Oh yeah, I chipped my tooth again!” Her response – “Oh my gosh mom, aren’t you going to do anything about it?” “Well, yeah but the dentist isn’t in until Tuesday”.  Her reply, “Wow, it looks terrible – you mean you have to go to church like that?”  Turns out that her gifts do not lie in having “feel” or a good “grip” on a situation – like her father. I’m also starting to re-think the whole “honesty is the best policy” thing we’ve been pushing at her.  Exhausted, she zonked out on the couch early. Meanwhile, I practiced how to talk with my top lip over my front teeth. 

     Nutcracker ballet – strike-through on my list of weekend goals. Christmas tree remained in a box in the storage room.

     But wait, the weekend was not over, and neither was my bad luck streak. Hubs informed me that we had a big project we needed to do for the business on Saturday.  Since my office chair was broken and it was the only thing left on my weekend goals list, I decided to make a “quick” trip to Staples (35 minutes away). The plan was to leave early and get myself a nice office chair and pick up a few more groceries for the week ahead while there – in civilization – where fresh and fast things can be purchased willy-nilly at all hours of the day.  I put on deodorant uneventfully, got dressed, brushed my snaggle tooth and headed out.  I assured the hubs I’d be home in time to go to a visitation service for a man who passed away this week and then hunker down in my new chair to do the project that lied ahead. “Make sure you pay the money to have them assemble the chair – so we don’t have to,” he says.

     Before leaving we had a conversation and I chided him for being so forgetful.  “I worry about you sometimes,” I said, “You can’t remember anything.”  15 minutes into my trip I call him to say, “Ummm, I forgot the business credit card!” I drive back home – he meets me at the car, card in hand.  He doesn’t say anything except “Make sure you get the best chair, because I don’t want to hear you whining about your chair anymore!”  He sure doesn’t have any memory issues with that now, does he?

     Once at Staples I found the elite of all chairs.  It was adequately padded, supported me well and looked good. It was either the perfect man or the perfect chair!  I was told it couldn't be assembled until late in the day. Not wanting to come back, I asked if I could have the floor model.  They agreed and a girl with green hair went out to help me.  After spending several minutes trying to fit a square peg in a round hole I learned that any prior judgment passed on the girl with green hair was very mis-guided.  She was quite nice, very pretty, and she was savvy as she twisted and turned the cumbersome chair every way possible to get it into my tiny Impala.  No Can Do!  Not going to happen.  She rolls the chair back in – I tell her I’ll be back.

     My husband advises me to call my sister-in-law who lives half way between us and the Staples Store and ask if we could borrow one of their bigger vehicles.  She obliged and since they were not at home, she gave me the code to their garage and told me where to find the key for their college girl’s van.  Perfect.  Once there I pulled her van up to the garage and got out to transfer my things from my car into the van and then put my car into her parking spot. Van door was locked!!!  The stinkin’ van was running, with the door locked!  I had no idea how I did this.  Obviously, I must have bumped the lock when I got out – but now what?  I tried calling my sister-in-law. I look through the basket on the counter where I got the key for a spare.  No luck. By this time, I’m frazzled, hungry, bewildered, and the stresses of the last three weeks came to a head.  And might I mention, I was still struggling with the fact that I had judged the girl with green hair at Staples when in all honesty, she was probably back at the store telling her co-workers about the snaggle toothed hillbilly who just tried to fit a giant chair in a small car.  I called hubs in tears – “This is totally stressing me out!”

     He calls me by name. He hardly ever calls me by name. There was no Babe, no Hun, just my name – followed by, “Don’t panic – take a deep breath”. I don’t have time for a deep breath. I’m running back and forth from house to van to car, trying every key I can find and praying the neighbors don’t report some lunatic red-neck breaking into the Bontrager’s house and trying to steal their car! 

     Humiliated and beside myself, I go inside, plop down in a recliner and text every single person in their family, hoping someone can get me out of this mess. I wait. My mind was spinning with the thought that since this was my college niece’s vehicle, her spare was probably at college and now I’m going to have to call a locksmith and this $179.00 chair may very well become our most expensive piece of furniture! Fortunately, my niece, who doesn’t even live with them anymore, contacts me and has me check another closet….and BINGO – I find a key.  I took both keys with me.  I wore one that was on a lanyard and zipped the other in my pocket.  This would not happen again.

     At the grocery store I passed the liquor aisle and I thought about how this would be a good day to start drinking – or eat one of those gigantic 2 lb. gourmet candy bars you see in the candy aisle.  Who eats those anyway?

     I drove the van with the chair and my groceries all the way back home and unloaded. Then I drove all the way back to their house to pick up my car.  I recanted my story to my niece.  She thought the whole situation was hilarious. I think it’s disturbing.

     Our girl came home after working all day and then babysitting. She went to bed. The Christmas tree still rests comfortably in a box in the storage room. Instead of the Nutcracker, I got a tooth cracker.  But the weekend wasn’t a total wash. I did mark the office chair purchase off my list of goals. I sit it in it as I write.  It sits well. It should – it’s one expensive chair!

1 Thessalonians 5:16-18 (NIV)

16 Rejoice always, 17 pray continually, 18 give thanks in all circumstances; for this is God’s will for you in Christ Jesus.

Thursday, October 4, 2018

Lessons about moving forward while looking in the rear-view!

Recently, we bought our 16-year-old daughter a car.  I wish I could say I was as excited about it as she was.  Don’t get me wrong.  I understand her joy – I remember the feeling of driving my first car.  As she sits in the drivers seat she feels freedom, the thrill of the open road with the wind whipping through her hair as she listens to her favorite tunes.  As she sits in the driver’s seat, however, all I can see is her being strapped to a 2-ton hunk of metal that screams danger…danger!  Okay, so that’s a bit of an exaggeration…or is it?? 

After months of searching we found just the perfect car.  It wasn’t the armored tank I had hoped for, but it was the right size, price and met all of dad’s specifications.  And it’s cute, which is the most important factor.  I drove her to pick it up.  The joy on her face gave slow release to my fears as I shared in her excitement. 

She followed me home.  At the first stop light I looked in my rearview mirror – she was beaming – I gave her a thumbs up.  What she didn’t know is that I was literally seeing her in rear view.  I wasn’t seeing the beautiful young woman in the shiny car behind me. I was seeing a little girl with her hair piled up in a bushy pony-tail on top of her head, squealing with delight as she ran with our beagles in the back yard… just yesterday! It was, just yesterday right? 

In my rear view all I could see was the sweet long-awaited baby who we spent years praying for.  The little cherub who got passed around at baseball games for the first summer of her life. The baby girl, who became the subject of her brothers’ arguments over who would hold her in church or whose turn it was to carry her through the grocery store.  The bright-eyed three-year-old who belted out “Holy, Holy, Holy” from her grocery cart seat all through Walmart.  

Man, that was a long stop light!  When we got to the intersection where she was to turn to go meet her Youth group, she put on her signal and threw her hand up at me as she turned onto the county road, slowly moving out of my sight. In my “rear-view” I was seeing her on her first roller coaster ride.  She was seven years old with a gapped tooth grin and little braided pig-tails sticking up all around her head. She waved at me then also, as she and her daddy, her protector and brave co-hort in thrill-seeking, rounded the first bend in their safari jeep car.  If only he was snuggly buckled in next to her this time too.

Driving.  It’s a segue for much to come…one of the first timid steps into adulthood. She’s moving forward….so must I.  There’s a big open road ahead of her and I pray she travels it with the windows down, singing along with the radio and taking it all in (with her seatbelt on, never texting while driving or, in excess of the speed limit, of course – wink, wink).

I’m excited to look ahead with her.  I’ll still glance back in the rear-view occasionally, so I don’t forget, but with faith I’ll keep looking forward, waiting for that anticipated text message from her that says – “I made it”.
My journal entry and illustration of the day we bought the car.

Saturday, September 1, 2018


    I recently saw this tree on Pinterest and decided to draw it myself.  It’s not as great as the original I saw, as I’m no artist, but it really resonated with me.  It reminded me of my life currently – changing seasons. 
    I’ve experienced lots of changes this summer.  Some of them sudden, some of them expected, some of them gradually turning before my eyes.  Some were anticipated, some unwanted, some surprising.  Seasons.
    I lost a good friend.  I became a published author.  My oldest son moved far away.  My youngest son couldn’t make it home as I had hoped. My husband’s business experienced several twists and turns. I tore my meniscus. I launched my first novel. My daughter is driving and dating.  By the way having a 16-year-old daughter is a whole season in itself! Lots of changes.  Many seasons to transition to. Seasons.
    A season is typically an extended period.  However, I liken the changes in my life this summer to early spring in the Midwest, where crocuses rise up through the earth only to shiver in the draft of a final snow fall. Hot and cold, damp and dry, dark and light.  Grief, joy, elation, worry, shock. Seasons.
    In this picture the seasons surround the tree.  The branches support new life, the abundance of summer, the demise of fall, and for a season, they are bare – stretched forth in expectancy of the cycle to happen again. Seasons.
    No matter what is going on around the tree one thing is the same. The tree.  The tree never changes.  It stretches up to the sky, bends with the winds that blow against it and accepts the circumstances that surround it with grace and dignity.  The roots stay firmly planted supporting the tree and sustaining it year-round – no matter what. 
    The Hebrews 13:8 verse accompanying the tree sums up the picture nicely.  Like the tree – Jesus Christ remains the same – yesterday, today and forever.  Together, he and I are the tree. He keeps me standing upright.  He is solid, never changing, never wavering, supports me, lifts me up and sustains me through all of life’s changes.  He is sturdy and dependable.  In my weaknesses – he is strong. He is my refuge, shelter and protector. 

But blessed is the man who trusts in the LORD,
whose confidence is in Him.
He will be like a tree planted by the waters
that sends out its roots toward the stream.
It does not fear when the heat comes,
and its leaves are always green.
It will not worry in a year of drought
or cease producing fruit.
                                                                 Jeremiah 17: 7-8
Help me Jesus, to trust in you. Together we will endure the seasons of change and reap an abundant harvest!